Classical Myth Fan T-Shirts

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Yes, all at once!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Swiss army knife

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Life and Death

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Upper West Side Story

Going Down?

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"