Classical Mythology Fan T-Shirts

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

Bacchus.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Swiss army knife

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

Life and Death

I came, I saw, I partied!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."