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When Gorgons Meet

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Rusalka

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'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Alexander and Diogenes

Pandora's other box

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"Valhalla."