Classical Myth Fan Mugs

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Yes, all at once!'

Swiss army knife

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Life and Death

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Upper West Side Story

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Mom dwarves.

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Viking River Raids