Classical Myth Enthusiast Mugs

The Three Graces

Orpheus grieves Eurydice

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

Bacchus.

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bigfoot"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune