Animal Myth Fan Pillows

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Warrior Woman

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

The Golf Gremlin.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'