Mythical Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Mermaids in love

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beauty and the Beast

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'