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'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"J'accuse!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Wolf Disguised as a Shepherd (Fables of La Fontaine).

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'