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"Let's eat out for a change."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Mother?'

Polar bears

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

Leopards do change their spots

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Computers affect real life.

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

"I'm planking."