Wildlife Metaphor Fans Prints

"Let's eat out for a change."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"I'm planking."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

Leopards do change their spots

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

Computers affect real life.