
"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."
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"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."
"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."
"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."
'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'
"Oh that, that's my holiday home."
A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.
"Fasten your seat belt."
"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."
"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"
Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,
"Fake."
The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!
"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."
"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."
'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'
'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'
"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"
'The bears have monetized their brand.'
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
'Best bear dog I ever had.'
Bear in hotdog eating contest.
Last Call of the Wild
'Man with birds nesting in hair.'
'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'
Bear in the Outhouse.
'Hey Irma....food fight!'
Alligator drinking Gatorade,
"So, how do we do this?"
"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."
Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.
'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'
"Women! Am I right?"
"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."
'...and stay out!'
'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'
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