Wildlife Humor Appreciators T-Shirts

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

Bird Table with a No Squirrels sign attached.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Saving for Retirement.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

The polar bear's vending machine.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."