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'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'

'Oh, I'm fine, don't worry, I'm a Siberian Tiger: I'm used to the cold...'

Bird: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

A home where the buffalo roamed.

And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

The Rabbit and the Frog

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

"Fake."

'Did you hear that? That was an unusual last wish...'

' Tom-you got it all wrong.You are supposed to grow a twelve inch beard and one inch spurs.'

'And were you 'extinct' on the night of the mauling?!...'

"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."

'A knife and fork-how gross.'

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Urban gorilla

'Hold it, fool - I'm not the penguin you want - I just happen to look like him!'

Ever notice that other skunks' homes always have their own certain smell?

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'