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"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"He's gone goth"

Raised by Dogs

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Spring Training

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park