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"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Who was who.

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angels playing quoits.

'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"I opted for the upgrades."