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"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Who was who.

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angels playing quoits.

'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Mexican angels.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

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