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'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Mmmmm... I told you these prosciutto rolls were to die for."

Angel's cloud is leaking

You can't come in. You're pure, but boring.

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

Angel Statue

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"My name was actually Smithkowitz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith."

Angel with you are here sign.

Deliverance

Dumas, I don't know where your head's been, lately.'

'I hope you're satisfied! -- My friend's halo just exploded!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'Well, it killed me, but I did quit smoking.'

'The poor economy is hitting everywhere, Have you noticed they cut back on pockets and halos.'

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

"Incoming!"

'Turn off your mobile.'

"You don't have a short list?"

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"