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'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Mmmmm... I told you these prosciutto rolls were to die for."

You can't come in. You're pure, but boring.

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

Angel Statue

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Angel with you are here sign.

Deliverance

'I hope you're satisfied! -- My friend's halo just exploded!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'Well, it killed me, but I did quit smoking.'

'The poor economy is hitting everywhere, Have you noticed they cut back on pockets and halos.'

"Incoming!"

'Turn off your mobile.'

"You don't have a short list?"

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'