Angelic Animal Admirers Mugs

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're such a good listener."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

TSA Noah

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Raised by Dogs

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '