Mascot Lovers T-Shirts

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"That's our new church mascot."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Regular or decapitated?'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Born of the Dead

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Bat

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

mr godzilla you need anger management

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"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Tupperware Wolf

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'