Mascot Lovers Pillows

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"That's our new church mascot."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"So much for that vintage!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Bat

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

mr godzilla you need anger management

Monster Horrorscopes

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."