Mascot Aficionados Pillows

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"That's our new church mascot."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Tongue in the ear...

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Med School Mascots.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"Pardon my glove."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Another Scotch?'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Munster Island.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Why do you always wear pants?"