Mascot Lover Pillows

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick? - but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Olympic mascots talk.

World Cup Mascots.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"That's our new church mascot."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Bat

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.