Mascot Fans Pillows

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"That's our new church mascot."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Well, we got the grant."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Pardon my glove."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.