Moth Lover Pillows

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

Supermoth

"Excuse me mate, have you got a light?"

Top shelf magazines in the moth world

'Shall I be moth?'

Lepidopterologist

"I haven't gotten much sleep since my parents put in that night light."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'm the bad guy..."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Homo Zapiens

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Regular or decapitated?'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Born of the Dead

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

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