Mascot Aficionados Prints

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"That's our new church mascot."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Tongue in the ear...

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Pardon my glove."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Another Scotch?'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Munster Island.

'Full moon again Doctor.'