Mascot Enthusiast Prints

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'...and I for one do not share the disdain for the London Olympic mascots, Mr. Speaker!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Med School Mascots.

'...And that was the annoying mascot outside the fast food place in Nairobi.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

New economic realities force yet another corporate mascot to take a part-time sales job.

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man washing a mascot costume

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...