Mutt Enthusiast Gifts

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Good, but not Great Danes.

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

Meditation for dogs

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Dog hides behind piano.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"According to this website, you have all the symptoms of having a mullet. Let me search for the cure."

'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"That's our paper shredder."

"Hold the ladder... is that a Mullet?"

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

NO DOG GOLF