Mischievous Mutt Connoisseur Gifts

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Misery lit...

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Law Books

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

I wonder if he can think.

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Thoughtful Dog

'Bad dog!!'

"That's our paper shredder."

'What did we say about body language?'

Human Cull: People who tell you they finished their Christmas shopping in October.

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster

NO DOG GOLF