Mystical Mutts Gifts

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

Dog yoga

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

He Did It!

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Why good dogs go bad.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

I wonder if he can think.

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Bad dog!!'

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"That's our paper shredder."

NO DOG GOLF