Mischievous Munchkins Mugs

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I am to blame.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Children playing in a library

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

HisssssHerssss....

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Naughty Food

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Her name's Snuggles."

'Maybe she has allergies.'