Messy Munchkin Wrangler Gifts

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

I am to blame.

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Baby

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

Toddler playing the cello

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"I'm trying to find myself"

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

'Nutricious? You know I hate nutritious stuff!'

"There's no shame in coming in second."

Woman looking for a lost cat doesn't notice it hiding from her.