Musical Munchkin Gifts

Double Bass

Toddler playing the cello

A Symphony of Penguins

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

The No No No's

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Motorherd

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Warren Buffett as a child

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

I am to blame.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

I love Marimba

Music Freak.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cowpunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'