Music-loving Munchkins Gifts

The No No No's

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

If you're happy and you know it...

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Warren Buffett as a child

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

I am to blame.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Baby's First Opera

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

Baby

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

A bride and groom playing a double bass

Old MacDonald Christmas.

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'Tic-kle the brat!'

Toddler playing the cello

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Baby Lullaby

"There's no shame in coming in second."

"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."