Melody Munchkin Gifts

Baby

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Musical Note Nail

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Musical arrows.

Rainbow violin surfers

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Boxing with your harp

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

Musician Target Practice

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

Harpist shooting at target

'Symphony'

Bagpipe Horns.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips