Meerkat Admirer Gifts

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Mermaid Art

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Mammoth Posing

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."