Meerkat Admirers Gifts

"What are they looking at?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

I'm sure it's fake.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Jaguar

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

Busking Elephant

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."