Mermaid Fans Gifts

Meerkats / Mercats

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"They're so like us."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"You were right. It's a mess."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Half and half?"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'How do I know you're not just after my chest?'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

The Truth About Mermaids

Surgeon and Fishmonger