Mermaid Admirer Gifts

Mermaid Yoga

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Merman

"What a coincidence, I'm a Piscean."

I hope he's got Sudoku puzzles.

A topless mermaid brings a man beer and fish.

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

'Mom, I'm thirsty.'

Merman peeing off a rock.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Rhinemaidens

'Looks like her mother let her out of the tub just in the nick of time.'

Mermaid Swim Meet

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Self Made Mermaid

Mermaid

Rusalka

Mermaids cross

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold

Where seahorses come from.

"I dunno Sid, there's nothing out here."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Everything I eat goes to my tail."

'Freak.'

Mermaid Art

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

Red Light District in Venice

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Magician's Bookcase.

Mermaid Portaloo.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I am sitting still.'

Ringtones for mermaids.

"Can you hear the land?"

Theatrical Mermaids.