Mermaid Fantasy Lover Gifts

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fairy godmother arrives

Fishy tail.

Folk o' the Wee

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"Fashion over function!"

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Here "Lies" Pinocchio

Mermaid spawning time.