Mermaid Lovers Gifts

Lesbian Mermaids

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boat wedding.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Mermaid Art

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Starbucks Siren

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Psycho-plankton.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Evolution...the decoy shark.