Mermaid Lovers Gifts

Lesbian Mermaids

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boat wedding.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Mermaid Art

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Starbucks Siren

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Psycho-plankton.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."