Mermaid Magic Lovers Gifts

"Obviously plastic!"

"Here we are."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Beware of the Cat.

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

Witch's spell check.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Abra-Viagra."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Stealth broom.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Bunny Trick