Mermaid Magic Lovers Gifts

"Obviously plastic!"

"Here we are."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Not here, Fred.'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Abra-Viagra."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Stealth broom.'

Bunny Trick