Mermaid Aficionado Gifts

Mermaid Fish Dinner

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Whale Piñata.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Poor thing, it must be starving!

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Half and half?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Octopus Charades

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.