Mermaid Fan Gifts

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

'He's my remote tuna.'

"No I haven't had my lip pierced"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"I hate being a mermaid! Constantky wet hair, the permanent smell of fish and 237 pairs of shoes in the closet that I can never wear!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mermaid Art

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."