Little Mermaid Fan Gifts

Happy Birthday 3

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"