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'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Whale Piñata.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Poor thing, it must be starving!

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Half and half?"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"You were right. It's a mess."