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'I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises.'

The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Motor Mermaid.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Mermaid Art

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

Fishy tail.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Mermaid spawning time.

Moses/stranded shark

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"