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'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'