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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"They're so like us."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

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"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"Half and half?"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Surgeon and Fishmonger