Mermaid Lover Mugs

'I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises.'

The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Motor Mermaid.

"I'm still transitioning."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"The unlucky lemming"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Mermaid Art

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Lovers scuba diving

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Moses/stranded shark