Mermaid Fantasy Lover Pillows

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Mermaid Art

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Fishy tail.

Folk o' the Wee

Fairy godmother arrives

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Fashion over function!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.