Mermaid Dreamers Pillows

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Get a rockpool!

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Cod Psychologists.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

There it is – my dream beach house.

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Mermaid and old sailor

"You were right. It's a mess."