Mermaid Dreamers Pillows

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Get a rockpool!

Mermaid spawning time.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Cod Psychologists.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

Mermaid and old sailor

"You were right. It's a mess."